Friday, March 18, 2011

Invent Stalkers

Yesterday, while i was desperately trying to block out the noise of "terrorists" won, (homage to my brothers CS skills *bows*), i stumbled upon this thought.

The phrase, i'll scratch your back and you scratch mine,
if implemented here, on blogspot, what would it read as?

I'll follow you and You follow me?

Haha! I've just hit upon the formula for creating a world full of stalkers. :)
*thunderous applause from self*

On a more serious note, some of the things social networks come up with are laudable, some of which are,

Write on their walls. (Ignoring the perversion :P).

Scrap person. (Okay. Sends *person* through a meat-grinder)

Poke. (Ouch! That actually hurts and irritates)

Tweet ( Making bird like sounds? Really)

So i place my bet on the next upcoming  will have stuff like,

Feel person (my personal favorite ^^), Tickle person, Brainwash them, Send a Pokemon!

Lets see if i win the lottery. ^^

6 comments:

  1. Now that's a crappy post, mister! :P

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  2. i take it that you mean you crapped in your pants(that is if you are wearing any)...when you read this? :p

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  3. Er, I wish I were that dramatic. :|

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  4. Nice, making humour out of the mundane. Like :)

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  5. Aaah, thank you. Much appreciated. :)

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